Alicia Keys, Pharrell, Kendrick Lamar and Hans Zimmer shooting the video for ‘It’s On Again’, which will be a part of The Amazing Spider-Man 2’s soundtrack.
OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:
so naturally I OPEN IT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND
someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.
I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS
WHAT IS HAPPENING
It’s hard to be sneaky in corduroy.
i feel u girl i feel u
Remember Champ, the happiest dog in the world? His owner, Candice Sedighan, just shared with us a new series of photos she’s taken of the adorable dog and his new found friends. Recently, Candice ran into a man who was holding chicks in a box. “He asked me if I think any factories would want them, but I offered to take them instead so I could find them a safer home. I bought all the necessary supplies to keep them comfortable and healthy for a few days, and will be donating them to a local college’s teaching farm.” See more photos of Champ and his adventures via Instagram.
A FANMIX FOR THE BIG WEE HAG / LAND UNDER WAVE / MISS TIFFANY ACHING, THE WITCH
I. nothing is written – mumford and sons: now I’ll be bold / as well as strong / and use my head alongside my heart II. naughty – matilda the musical: just because you find that life’s not fair / it doesn’t mean that you just have to grin and bear it / if you always take it on the chin and wear it / you might as well be saying / you think that it’s ok / and that’s not right / and if it’s not right! / you have to put it right III. touch the sky – julie fowlis: I will hear ev’ry story / take hold of my own dreams / be as strong as the seas are stormy / and proud as a eagle’s scream IV. the road to home – amy macdonald: now I must say good bye / keep telling myself “now don’t you cry” / but I’m here where I belong / I’ll see you soon, it won’t be long V. leave my body – florence + the machine: I’m gonna leave my body (moving up to higher ground) / I’m gonna lose my mind (but history keeps pulling me down) VI. below my feet – mumford and sons: keep the earth below my feet / for all my sweat, my blood runs weak / let me learn from where I have been / oh keep my eyes to serve, my hands to learn VII. learn me right – birdy: so I have done wrong to put me right / my judgement burned in the black of night / when I give less than I take / it is my fault, my own mistake VIII. don’t save me – marit larsen: we’ve grown and we’re not fitting / we’ve flamed out to a wisp of smoke / don’t turn the truth around / it reads the same way upside-down / so don’t save me / don’t you dare X. fidelity – regina spektor: I never loved nobody fully / always one foot on the ground / and by protecting my heart truly / I got lost in the sounds / I hear in my mind all of these voices / I hear in my mind all of these words XI. somewhere only we know – keane: I walked across an empty land / I knew the pathway like the back of my hand / I felt the earth beneath my feet / sat by the river and it made me complete / oh simple thing where have you gone? / I’m getting tired and I need something to rely on XII. all this and heaven too – florence + the machine: all this and heaven too / I would give it all if only for a moment / that I could just understand / the meaning of the word you see / ‘cause I’ve been scrawling it forever / but it never makes sense to me at all XIII. solid ground – marit larsen: cannot fall, never do regret / know just what is being said / know the risk you take / keep your head above it all
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
If this gets enough notes, I’ll go to a bookstore dressed as Belle and stay there and read in character.
oh my god you’re amazing
oh god yesterday’s slacking was SO GOOD we had like five lines up and gwen showed up with her boyfriend and they started doing acro yoga which is REALLY REALLY FUCKING IMPRESSIVE TO WATCH and then ben started messing around with his practice poi WE HAD OUR OWN CIRCUS it was great
NEW GIRL: The gang (L-R: Max Greenfield, Zooey Deschanel, Hannah Simone, Lamorne Morris, Damon Wayans, Jr. and Jake Johnson) ends a long night of playing the “True American” drinking game in the “Mars Landing” episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, March 25 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2014 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Adam Taylor/FOX
it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip
anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free
and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her
and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”